Editors | Blood
Don’t say it’s easy to follow a process
There’s nothing harder than keeping a promise
when I find myself in times of trouble,
André Schürrle comes to me.
speaking words of wisdom
Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It’s Easter now, so I hope I didn’t wake you but… honest, it is an emergency. There’s a crack in my wall. Aunt Shy says it’s just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there’s voices so… please please can you send someone to fix it?
i feel like 60% of all the success that bayern has is due to manuel fucking neuer
"Pepe is a truly ridiculous individual, perhaps the worst footballer who ever lived. Watching him play, if you can call it that, is a deeply unpleasant experience. He was fairly challenged by Kroos in his own half on the left and, of course, he threw himself into the air and started rolling around, unable to believe he hadn’t been given a free-kick, acting as if he’d been the victim of an egregious assault. Bayern keep attacking and Real are down a defender. But when Lahm looks around to make sure Pepe is okay, the eedjit, who was about to get up once he realised Webb wasn’t interested, dropped back to the floor again and Lahm knocked the ball out of play. A few words come to mind, most of them containing four letters."
Guardian rant during the game.